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Doctor Who | Steven Seller
“It’s like Tenacious-D and Chameleon Circuit had a baby.”
WAIT. WHAT’S THAT IN THE FUCKING SKY?
IT’S MATT SMITH
NAVIGATING TIME SHIP
ON HIS WAY TO ASS-KICK
THE NAUGHTY LITTLE DALEKSDAVID TENNANT I MISSSS YOUUU
LOL OMG
oh my god
I
This is beautiful
ASGSDjhgLKJFKFHSKLAFHALFHDSFHS asfsg\dfds
YES BEAUTIFUL
PURE BEAUTY.
bloody perfection
THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO MY EARS
NEW THEMESONG
NEW RINGTONE
NEW LULLABY
NEW LIFE SOUNDTRACK
I WILL SING THIS TO MY CHILDREN
The fucking Lyrics:
There is one thing that’s on your tv
The one thing that you should watch only
The only good thing on the BBC
Who could it be? Who could? It? Beeeeeeee
This Saturday Night on BBC one,
The geekiest show it has BEGUN.
You will not believe, what you will see, on the screen of your TV
It’s nothing like the shit you’ve seen before - On Channel 4!
The Cybermen, are back again, deleting all your facebook friends,
and then uploading them again, as virtual CYBERMEN!
And when they poke you - you become a cyberman too!
There’s only one man who can stop them, deleting all the humans,
flying in a box that’s painted BLUE!
IT’S DR WHO! DR Who - ooo!
Catch the repeat sunday on BBC two!
In all the universe, all the aliens come to earth,
of all the places within space, they think Wales is the perfect place!
To launch an invasion, of the United Kingdom, hiding and disguising as anything that’s not very expensive!
“Expensive? We are VERY EXPENSIVE!!”
“DO NOT MOCK THA DAAALEKS!!”
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! the HUMAAANS!! EVERYONE!!
“mwa hahaaa (insert Dalek topical joke here)
WAIT WHATS THAT IN THE FUCKING SKY?????
Its - Matt Smith, Navigating TIME SHIFTS, on his way to ASS-KICK, the naughty little DALEKS
Oh no! They’ve locked the door! That’s what the sonic screwdrivers for! Tried to make him die and now you’re through!
It’s DR WHO - OOOOOO
Every season is the same - the Dr kills the Daleks, well guess what? They’re back again.
And every other season, the Dr changes face, and another British actor comes along to save the HUMAN RACE
“David tennant I miss you!”I can’t add a page break, and I don’t even care about stretching your dash with this awesome.
EXCUSE ME WHILE I PROCEED TO THROW UP RAINBOWS ALL OVER THE PLACE.
asdfghj I cannot, that’s THE BEST THING IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE
Excuse me while I wreck the play button and sob and puke rainbows and jump out my window
wat was that piece of perfection. I CANT HAVE LOST ABILITY TO CAN.
MULTIPLE EARGASMS OH MY GOD
Seriously, it’s not wrong that I want to call him Hans Blitzenberg and make him wear a lederhosen that has a jetpack on it. I don’t see the problem in making him wear knee pads with fucking grenades in them.
That sounds like a fucking cool dude.
That sounds like a fucking cool dude.
Misha interacting with a baby [x]
Now I know why Misha wasn’t allowed to interact with West before he went to bed.
Cutest thing EVER. He’s so fucking perfect it hurts.
I can just imagine him interviewing people to be his live-in;
- “What is your average IQ?”
- “Can you fire a gun from a long distance?”
- “How well do you make tea?”
- “Which is better; Westwood or Calvin Klein?”
- “Would you ever consider skinning someone?”
- “What do you know about Sherlock Holmes?”
- “Do you have any IT skills?”
- “How do you feel about the Bee Gees?”
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE BEE GEES?
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE BEE GEES?
“Sometimes I cut up the apples for no good reason. Sometimes I dance around in a t-shirt in preperation for stealing something. Potential roommates should know the worst about each other.”
“The Universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and… ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.”
